Emergency actions: what to do if you “slept” all deadlines

Sleeping all of the deadlines is a nice way of saying that you have made a mess of things. It can happen if you have a hectic social life and simply put the deadlines to the back of your mind. But, the most common reason is a mixture of being unorganized and not having an accurate sense of how long a task takes compared with how much time you actually have to complete it. Here is a little bit of advice to help you take action in this situation. This is a list of emergency actions, so you may find some of them immoral or manipulative, but these are only to be used in emergencies.

Ask for an extension

You are going to need to lie through your pointed teeth in order to get this one to work, but it may be the emergency action you have been needing. You will have to claim that your family have died in a bus crash or something, just anything to get the extension so that you may complete your essays in due time.

Try to seduce or bribe your professor into an extension

If you cannot get an extension on a deadline through lying, then trying to get your professor into bed or bribing your professor may be your only options. They are seedy methods, but let’s face it, it happens all the time. How do you think the really hot people seem to pass through college so easily? Do not forget that most deadlines are part of a professor’s timeline, and so he or she is able to manipulate them in most cases.

Accept the loss of points

Many academic institutions will not fail you if you hand in your essay late. They will merely knock a predetermined amount from your essay grade. If you are willing to accept this loss, then merely hand the essay in late. This whole policy is yet another example of how exams and education is getting easier, because if this were part of the working world then it would be unacceptable. It would not be okay for a surgeon to sow someone up over the weekend when he or she has the time, and simply handing in your reports late to your boss is not going to wash in the real world.

Get a nerd to write it for you

The class nerd suddenly becomes popular when homework and essays are due. If the class nerd is smart, then he or she is going to use this power to earn some money or get laid. If the nerd is dumb (A grade students sometimes have no common sense), then you can get the nerd to write it for you for a promise of popularity, friendship, or a hint that it may make you attracted to him or her. You could actually do him a favor and actually sleep with him, whereupon he may actually agree to do more of your work for you in the future.

Contact an essay writing service

They are everywhere and they operate things such as a 24 hour service. This means that even if it is due tomorrow, there is still a chance that you are going to get it in on time. Sure, it is going to cost you more if you have a shorter deadline, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So, maybe contacting an essay writing service such as Grademiners is not such a bad idea.

Some people may consider it cheating, but they can consider away just so long as you get your work handed it. You are faced with the choice of failing your course but keeping your integrity, or passing your course because you took a bit of a cheat. Everybody cheats at some point, and cheating is good practice for the working world where you will need to cheat to stay on top.

Do the work yourself

The “all-nighter” is a situation that has happened so often that they have named it. So, why not consider simply staying up all night and doing the work yourself. The education system is very easy, so all you may need to do is hand in a skeleton essay. This is an essay with all of the relevant parts intact, but that are not really fleshed out in any academic way.

If you do this, then you have handed in your work, and it is going to score (and probably pass too). You will then probably be given extra time to legitimately correct and amend your essay. If you are, then you can go back and add more to it in order to get a better grade. If you are not given the chance to amend it, then accept your passing grade and be happy that it was not a lot worse.